Santa ain’t Perfect
Ok, so a few Los Angeles inhabitants pointed out after my last blog that Santa may indeed benefit from liposuction. However, I’d have to disagree. For one, Santa is obese. Obesity is not an indication for liposuction. In fact, in some case it is a contraindication for elective surgery. Period.
Does Santa Need Plastic Surgery?
Dr. Neavin tackles the true mystery of Saint Nicholas using the scientific method (or something like that). Does Santa need plastic surgery after a trip around the world after eating all of those cookies? This is a profound question that will yield some surprising statistics, assumptions, and conclusions. The facts
